The other day, I seriously had a dream where I spent an hour balancing my checking account, and trying to project my cost of living versus income if I stayed on as a staff interpreter vs if I went freelance. In my dream I was amazed that I could easily earn more working way less hours and berated myself for not doing the math sooner. I pretty much woke up with a start, and immediately questioned myself that same question. I then satin bed rehashing all the math that i had just done in my dreams. Unfortunately the numbers did not add up. I told a friend (who happened to be asian as well) and wa told I was truly an Asian just for having a math dream. I then concluded I am a terrible one cause a good one's math would have been correct in their dreams.
Shantz - Director of dice rolling failure and comedic timing