It is my birthday! I am celebrating your lucky fortune to have me around. Some friends have asked what they could get me. I always respond with that gifts are not needed. Just having ya'll in my life is enough. It sometimes works, other times people still insist. I rather just hang out. We are adults. I don't need material things... at least I don't need you to buy me stuff...
Shantz - Director of dice rolling failure and comedic timing