Whenever I get a call from my dad, a little bubble of dread always pops up in my gut. I don't know if he is calling because something bad happened, he wants something, or has a scheme. I'm sure every time I call him he wonders the same. Usually I am just trying to schedule a quick day trip visit, but with him I never know. And Whenver I do see him, at some point or another it always goes back to the same question of "are you dating? You know, you really should focus more on that. We are getting old and would like to see your wedding. Are there not enough Korean girls? I thought there were a lot. Actually, We know someone here if you want to meet her (Or in Korea, Cali, PA, Uganda... etc)". Occasionally they'll take me out to lunch, and "OH LOOK AT THAT! The owner of this place's daughter is in town too! You know, she is single, why don't you two talk"... I think I rather lift heavy things.
Shantz - Director of dice rolling failure and comedic timing