Boss' day

What is with all these appreciation days? Seems everyday is a day for some new specific group of people we are supposed to buy baked goods and cards for. Most times for people who, let's face it, we don't feel deserve it. Granted, that's just a cynical look at these things. I'm sure the people we are supposed to celebrate appreciate it. The biggest bite is when they appreciate themselves and only they do 

I didnt really like the end product of that comic, so I am giving you a bonus comic, and possible start to a new mini series that that will be mixes in to normal scheduled comics 'drunk belligerent santa.