smash and grab
On saturday, I woke up and got ready to go meet some friends and hit some golf balls. We were going to go to TopGolf since my buddy finally brought his clubs home from his parent's place. I was a little dehydrated and lethargic, but I grabbed my clubs and went out to the car. I opened the back gate/door and thought it was odd that the garbage bins had been moved back to their spot since I hadn't done that. I then walked towards the trunk when I felt and heard a crunch under my feet. I then looked up and noticed my back door window had been smashed in. I had left my bowling balls in their bag in the back seat and apparently someone thought it looked worth stealing (they weren't). It was a quick smash and grab considering there was cash in the dash, from when I had to pay parking and tolls, that was left. It had just started to rain when I went out, so I got to spend the next hour picking up glass from the parking area as I didn't want to risk having anyone or their pets cut themselves. My neighbors said the other night they saw a guy ungainly running through the alley with a bag and didn't realize what had happened. I can only hope this was the case.
Shantz - Director of dice rolling failure and comedic timing